remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"
In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful
if Neptune, Saturn, and Jupiter were as close as the moon
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are